Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
