im gay
i know
yea but for you.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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