Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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