problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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