Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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