Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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