what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you didnt know i had herpes?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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