I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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