you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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