porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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