When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think my mom watched the whole time
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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