were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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