They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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