When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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