i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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