what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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