NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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