im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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