She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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