did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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