I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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