what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't deserve a penis
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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