I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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