We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
This house was built for laser tag.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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