My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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