Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just threw up on my dentist
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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