How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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