I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
