i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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