do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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