what if every blade of grass was a penis?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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