I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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