whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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