I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
