I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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