I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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