my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well I just put wine in my tea
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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