I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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