I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So vagazzling was a success
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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