I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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