Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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