every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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