we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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