dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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