We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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