What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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