i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How external is "for external use only"?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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