so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Come see our sink grown plant.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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