office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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