When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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