how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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