you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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