I'm so fucking centered right now
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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