All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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