Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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