Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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