Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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